Thanksgiving Day

Well, I did better than last year. I mean, I'm not sitting here in absolute pain. Though, I did eat more pumpkin Twinkie dessert than I should have. But hey, what's Thanksgiving if not to binge on such things? Family togetherness? What?

Anyways, here's a list of things that I'm thankful for.


Paris Hilton


Pepsi man


Hilfiger polos


Girls Aloud


Gucci stilettos (Actually, I like MOST stilettos..Prada and Versace and J. Choos are also acceptable.)


Rick Santorum

Honorable mentions: Tanya Turner, Jack Abramoff, Sean Hannity..okay, I'm thankful for everything. EVERYTHING. Except, like, carpal tunnel syndrome and split nails.

Who's ready for Christmas?